FuckYouBillCompton

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Oh, Bill. “The only thing he’s got is tall… apart from that, what really has he got?”

Let’s see: About a 1,000 years on you. A sense of humor. A sense of honor. Amazing eyes, if we are getting superficial. Award-winning butt, if we are getting even more superficial. A Gracious Plenty, if we are getting really down to the gutter. Six more hours of staying power. An ability to pick you up with one hand and propel you across the room into a fireplace. An ability to cut through your bullshit. Inability to take you seriously no matter how many attempts at his life you make. Self-awareness. Loyalty. Intelligence. Passion. Patience. Innate sense of justice. 

I can go on, but really, Bill, was that, perhaps, a rhetorical question? 

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